It is out in the back of the convent near the belltower. Mother Miriam and Martha are sitting there talking. Martha is smoking.
MOTHER MIRIAM No, it reminds me.
MARTHA Would you like one? Huh?
MOTHER MIRIAM I'd love one. Martha hands her a cigarette and lights it for her. Mother Miriam coughs a lot. Martha pats her on the back.
MOTHER MIRIAM I'm out of prac... (cough) ... practice. (cough)
MARTHA All right?
MOTHER MIRIAM Fine thanks...
MARTHA Do you suppose the saints would have smoked if tobacco had been popular back then?
MOTHER MIRIAM Undoubtedly. Not the ascetics of course but, well Saint Thomas More...
MARTHA (chuckles) Long, thin and filtered.
MOTHER MIRIAM Saint Ignatius would smoke cigars and stub them out on the soles of his bare feet. (they roar with laughter) And of course
MARTHA Hand rolled.
MOTHER MIRIAM Even Christ would partake socially.
MARTHA Saint Peter?
MOTHER MIRIAM Pipe!
MOTHER MIRIAM Mary Magdelen?
MARTHA (imitating) Oh, you've come a long way baby.
MOTHER MIRIAM And Saint John would chew tobacco.